Sometime during the day, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a Hair dryer at passing cars. Watch them slow down.
In the memo field of all your checks write, "for marijuana"
When dining at a nice restaurant, order diet water and watch the waiters expression
When your money comes out of the ATM machine, scream and jump up and down yelling, "I won, I won"
Got any more good ideas, just email me at Lancedoc1@aol.com
In the interim, be safe and have a wonderful weekend.
Mish Shegas
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- During these most disturbing days, a little light, sick humor just might be worthwhile writing (and reading) to take our minds off wild corporate bonus', deficits, radicalism, economic fears, stimulus pork barrel spending, etc. If you do not wish to receive our mail, just ask us to discontinue.(Only our feelings will be hurt)
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